Wednesday 8 July 2015 15:15, UK
Alan Shearer may have retired nine years ago but this holiday clip - captured by his son Will - shows he's not lost it.
Perhaps even more impressive than the inch-perfect shot the former England international attempts from across the pool is the trademark celebration!
Running away with one arm aloft, it's impossible not to imagine him in the black-and-white stripes of Newcastle, wheeling away as the St James' Park hordes go wild.
How Steve McClaren must wish he had a striker of Shearer's calibre to call on this season!
Watch the video above to see Shearer roll back the years with an inch-perfect shot and then a trademark celebration...
