Kyle Walker spills the beans on his Tottenham team-mates:

QUICKEST: Over 10 yards it's got to be Aaron Lennon, but Gareth Bale is unbelievable with the ball. So it's out of those two.

SLOWEST: I'm not going to count Brad Friedel because he's 40! I don't want to confront anyone but I think Michael Dawson would admit he's not the sharpest - at running or in the head!

BIGGEST MOANER: Lennon likes a moan and he's been VERY grumpy over the last few months and I have had to pull him up on it in the changing room.

WORST TRAINER: I'm not the best of trainers; I'm trying to improve that and I'm getting there but I've got to say me.

MOST INTELLIGENT: The lads have got this Who Wants to be a Millionaire football thing on the iPad. Andros Townsend (now on-loan at QPR) thinks he's decent at it but he loses all the time, so it's between Jan Vertonghen and Friedel - and I will go for Brad because of his experience.

THE JOKER: Kyle Naughton and Tom Huddlestone have pulled off a few jokes and form a good double act.

WORST DRESS SENSE: Emmanuel Adebayor - but he can have the best sometimes, too. You either love it or hate it - it's like Marmite - but 60 per cent of the time it's not the best.

AND... WHO'S THE LONGEST IN THE SHOWER: Benoit Assou-Ekotto is always combing his hair and putting products in it.