Emile Heskey spills the beans on his former teammates:

BIGGEST MOANER: Neil Lennon

QUICKEST: Gabby Agbonlahor or Theo Walcott

SLOWEST: That's not nice. Probably a goalkeeper - Andy Marshall.

THE JOKER: Jamie Carragher

MOST INTELLIGENT: Jamo (David James) likes to think he is. He'd come out with these big words and try to baffle you but really he's quite dunce.

LEAST INTELLIGENT: Probably Steve Claridge

MOST VAIN: Nigel Reo-Coker. He's got so many different products for every part of his body.

FUTURE MANAGER: Rio Ferdinand. I remember one game with England which he wasn't playing and he was walking around in his suit. He stood in front of me in a manager's pose.

WORST DANCER: Brad Guzan

HARDEST SHOT: Patrik Berger.

AND...WHO'S THE LONGEST IN THE SHOWER: Nigel Reo-Coker