Jarvis' Team-Mates

West Ham star chats about his Upton Park pals

Last Updated: 01/12/12 12:17pm

Jarvis: Hammers winger

Matt Jarvis spills the beans on his Hammers team-mates:

QUICKEST: Me.

SLOWEST: He will probably hate me for saying this but probably the skipper Kevin Nolan. I will get battered for that!

MOST SKILFUL: Mohamed Diame tries to pull out a few skills in training and he has done quite a few in the games as well.

BEST TRAINER: Mark Noble. Every time he goes out there he wants to get the ball off anyone and kick balls into the nets. He always works hard and you want him in your five-a-side team.

MOST INTELLIGENT: I'd like to think I'd be up there but I'm sure a few people would disagree, so I'll say Kevin Nolan,. He knows a lot of stuff about a lot of things.

LEAST INTELLIGENT: James Collins would be the first to admit that he is not the most intelligent in the camp.

THE JOKER: Mark Noble, James Tomkins and Gary O'Neil. They are always making fun of each other in training.

HARDMAN: It's between James Collins and Andy Caroll. They are big guys and can probably switch at any time.

AND... WHO'S THE LONGEST IN THE SHOWER: Andy Carroll's got long hair, so it would be him