Notable quotes and events from Soccer AM's Trip to Cluj.
Featuring Max, Franky Fryer & Curly...
Monday 6pm, the Wharf Pub, Manchester:
Curly - "Is Romania in Europe?"
Tuesday 3.50am, Premier Inn, Manchester:
A very tired Franky Fryer - "This seemed like a better idea on paper"
4.45am - Terminal One, Manchester Airport:
Curly: "Does anyone know how to use this camera?"
5.15am - Eperney Restaurant, Manchester airport
Max: "Cappuccino please"
Manchester United fan behind Max: "Pint of Stella and a double vodka please"
7.15am - Aeroplane
Franky Fryer: "Seriously, I don't like flying, so I might be sick"
7.30 - Aeroplane
Various Manchester United fans: "Franky, put your wig on"
Midday - Cluj, Romania
Romanian TV interviewer: "Why are you here supporting Cluj?"
Max: "We love the word Cluj"
Romanian TV interviewer: *looks confused*
1.20pm - Cluj, Romania
Franky Fryer: "Curly, we can't use that shot because the shot is completely covered by your headphones"
1.45pm - Barraca restaurant, Cluj
ITV Senior Football commentator, Clive Tyldesley: "Hi Max, do join us for lunch"
Note: During lunch, Adrian Chiles and Lee Dixon pass an iPad between each other as they play scrabble.
5pm - Main Square, Cluj Romania
Drunk Romanian sings to Max: "Don't cry for me Transylvania, the truth is you never loved me"
6.30pm - Via Restaurant, Cluj Romania
Man United fan to Max: "Would you like to see my bare chest covered in Manchester United tattoos including Sir Alex's face?"
Max: "Ummm, not especially"
Man United fan: "I'll show you anyway"
8.30pm - Outside the Stadium, Cluj, Romania:
Franky Fryer: "Where are the Cheeky girls? I want the Cheeky Girls? Where are the Cheeky Girls.
Frankie Fryer: "Ooooosh"
9.45pm Kick off
Franky, Curly & Max take their Cluj shirts off.
Max feels brave and puts his Cluj shirt back on
Cluj 1-0 Manchester United.
Man United fan to Max: "Take that ******* shirt off"
Frankie Fryer and Curly: "You shouldn't have put that shirt back on Max"
Midnight, Cluj Airport
Max buys excellent Romanian trinket for the Soccer AM table.
Max puts jumper on head and tries to sleep
1.31am until the end of the flight
Franky Fryer talks to man in the seat behind talking RIGHT INTO MAX'S EAR FOR THE WHOLE FLIGHT
4am, Arrive at Premier Inn
End of the Cluj trip
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