James Kirtland

Last Updated: August 14, 2012 3:29pm

First gig: Spice Girls!

Name Curly

Job title Assistant Producer

What does that entail? Showboat, Spanish and filming VT's

Years of service 1,825 days roughly (5 years)

Twitter account @JamesSoccerAm

I support Arsenal

Favourite player Thierry "Va va Voom" Henry

The best match I ever saw Arsenal v Everton when Tony Adams scored that almighty goal and then lifted the Premier league trophy!

Favourite Soccer AM guest Ian Wright was brilliant

Dream Soccer AM guest Thierry Henry (football), Will Ferrell (actor)

Favourite Soccer AM moment everTom Oliver doing sign language for the song "Get Get Down" by Paul Johnson

Something nobody knows about me I used to compete in horse dressage and show jumping from the age of 10

Tell us a (clean) joke My house keeper won £100,000 betting on horses the other day... you could say she cleaned up.

~TEAM MATES~

Best footballer Technically: Tubes

Worst footballer The work ex?

Best actor I think Dave's show reel would get him into RADA

Worst actor Max, see Amy Macdonald video for evidence

Party animal Scott, he even hosts his own parties

Party pooper Rocket, we struggle to get him out.

King of banter Everyone bants and everyone nibbles

Most likely to win Olympic gold Lavers - Pole vaulting, he wouldn't even need the pole

Most likely to win this year's Dance Off Don't Care

And finally... who's the longest in the canteen? Dev, he always brags about how many sausages he can eat in one go