James Kirtland

Last Updated: 21/08/14 4:28pm

First gig: Spice Girls!

Name James "Curly" Kirtland

Job title Assistant Producer

What does that entail? Lots of filming

Years of service Just signed a year extension, pending a medical

Twitter account... @JamesSoccerAm

I support... Arsenal

Favourite football ground Woodside park (Bishop's Stortford)

Favourite band One Directi.......I mean Black Sabboth

Favourite TV show Entourage

Favourite film Cling

My ambition in life To be a plumber, but I think I took the wrong path

Sum yourself up in a tweetTaweet Taaawwooo


Most intelligent Max, I think he went to Uni and finished his course

Least intelligent Everyone will say me

Biggest moaner Adam, don't ask him to get a train at 7pm to Blackburn!

Hardman Scotty "the Wiggles" Lavell

Best dress sense Bobbie

Worst dress sense Adam, loves a blue polo or blue jumper with a white T

Best dancer Lavvers

Worst dancer Dev

Worst taste in music Max, a lit bit too flutey and clarinet for my liking

And finally... who's the longest in the make-up room? Rocket brings his own make up team in with him


Who will win...?

Premier League: Arsenal (won't hold my breath)

Championship: QPR

League One: Brentford

League Two: Oxford

Champions League: Real Madrid

Europa League: Does anyone care? Someone British hopefully

FA Cup: Arsenal

Capital One Cup: Arsenal

PFA Player of the Year: Sanogo.....?

World Cup: England...but likely to be Spain

The Dance Off: Don't Care