Name Hells Bells
Job title Sofa Loafer
What does that entail Trying to limit myself to four donuts during commercial breaks in the show.
Years of service 18 and yet to get a testimonial
Twitter account @hellsbellsy - but don't ask me to retweet, no one reads them.
I support MartinLingsYellowBlueArmy
Favourite player: Kev Nicholson. Solid. Reliable. Drives an Aston Yaris.
The best match I ever saw Conference Play-Off final at Wembley. Torquay 2 (Sills, Hargreaves) Cambridge 0. Max, Crying.
Favourite Soccer AM guest Mr T is hard to beat...
Dream Soccer AM guest Sir Alex Ferguson taking on the boiled egg challenge in Hairy Strikers.
Favourite Soccer AM moment ever Impossible to say, impossible... so many!
Best footballer Tubes
Worst footballer Max, it's not, but that will really wound him.
Best actor Disco Dave
Worst actor I couldn't possibly say. Max
Party animal Bar: Tubes. Dance floor: Lavvers.
King of banter Franky Fryer
Most likely to win Olympic gold If there was an Olympic gold for assembling 3rd Eye clips and presenting them to 3rd Eye club on a Friday Bobby would win the MDF medal.
Most likely to win this year's Dance Off Let the music begin.