Name Dave Morgan

Job title Producer

What does that entail? Writing the script, booking a guest, attempting regional accents and wearing a ginger wig

Years of service 8

Twitter account @DaveSoccerAM

I support Cider Heads of Bristol City

Favourite player Scotty Murray for passion, Lee Trundle for outrageous skills

The best match I ever saw England v Cameroon 1990 quarter-final - my first experience of pure football pleasure (apart from the Freight Rover in '86 of course)

Favourite Soccer AM guest Stephen Mangan - proper football fan and proper funny too

Dream Soccer AM guest Jean-Claude Van Damme would be brilliant.

Favourite Soccer AM moment ever Gotta be Serge from Kasabian kicking through the hole - never be beaten

Something nobody knows about me I have a phobia of people brushing their teeth

Tell us a (clean) joke What time does Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon? Tennish

~TEAM MATES~

Best footballer Tubes - ask him to do his rolling a football across his shoulders reverse volley, class

Worst footballer Lisa - football in high heels (although a brilliant idea that Sky Sports should pioneer) doesn't work

Best actor Dev - he has refined his Mario Balotelli to become better than the man himself

Worst actor Dev - all his other characters are absolute stinkers

Party animal James - He may as well commute from the Mediterranean

Party pooper Paula Radcliffe

King of banter Franky Fryer

Most likely to win Olympic gold Rocket reckons he did a 13.03 second 100m at school plus he's mates with Tom Daley

Most likely to win this year's Dance Off New boy Stu. He may look like a cross between Paul Weller and Bradley Wiggins but he's got some shapes

And finally... who's the longest in the canteen? Guy Havord is long