Job title: Producer.
What does that entail: trying to keep the office from turning into a 24 hour banter party.
Years of service: 9.
Twitter account: @DaveSoccerAm
I support… Bristol City.
Favourite footballer (past or present): Brian Tinnion, his 94 goals at Anfield in the Ribena kit is legendary. Great to see it back this season!
Favourite non-footballing sportsperson: Eddie the Eagle Edwards – ski jump king!
Favourite song: Hey Mona by Craig MacLachlan.
Favourite album: Reef – Glow. I’m a surfer hippy at heart.
Favourite food: Fig rolls, but weirdly I hate figs.
Favourite drink: Tea – I literally drink 10 a day.
Hope for the season… that Craig MacLachlan brings out a new album collaborating with Eddie the Eagle.
Quickest: James because he lives miles away in Hertfordshire somewhere, he’s got to be.
Slowest: Lisa – those 8 inch heels don’t help to be fair.
First to work: Bobbie, to be fair he does live next door – literally!
Last to work: Ash – he’s like a naughty schoolboy dragging his heels, exactly the same as when he’s on a football pitch.
Biggest joker: Adam – full of bantz every day – but his mate Franky is funnier.
Best singer: Scott, I’ve never heard him sing but his dancing is so good he must be a singer too.
Best haircut: Stu – because I expect everyone else put him as worst – I actually quite like it – Paul Weller does want it back though.
Worst haircut: Dev because he is always wearing a Balotelli or Chamakh wig.
Worst singer: Tubes, he can only really do gangsta rap
And finally... who's the longest in the supermarket? Rocket is always there buying orange squash.